Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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