Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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