We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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