I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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