Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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