Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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