Can Purell be used as lube?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
