she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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