He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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