In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Randomize
