If i come over, it means nothing
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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