I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
im holly from the hills drunk
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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