garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Im part way to drunk.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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