I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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