Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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