were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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