See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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