the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
