So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Do vagina's smell?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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