i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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