: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She is in my trunk
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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