i just wanna soil my oats bro
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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