I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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