He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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