can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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