Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I intend to get homeless drunk
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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