Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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