Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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