Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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