Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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