I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
