Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I touched a dick in church today
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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