I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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