at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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