is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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