After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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