I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
