I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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