I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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