Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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