he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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