Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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