Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Will exercising make me less horny?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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