dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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