Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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