She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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