Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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