Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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