do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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