speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
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