that's an acceptable place to lick
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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