goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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