she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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